my-friend-the-frog:

its weird to grow up and suddenly all ur friends are married

kf1n3:


no dave you dont understand, it was a long 5 minutes

kf1n3:

no dave you dont understand, it was a long 5 minutes

I poked my girlfriend in the boob and she screamed “America!”

my-friend-the-frog:

i jUSt dont remember what twitter pictures i put in tumblr and which not so just have this bunch of senseless shit

Track Name: 30 Lives
Artist: Imagine Dragons
Album: Night Visions

love-life-and-fangirls:

Imagine Dragons completes my life. 

A GUIDE ON HOW TO FURRY

attack-on-furry:

1) FIND FOX

2) MAKE SURE IS FOX

3) FOXES HAVE BIG TAIL, VERY FLUFF

4) FUCK THE FOX

THAT’S RIGHT, FUCK THE DAMN FOX

5) Finish fucking fox

6) Rave

Gj you are now furry, gratz

Please take a bad dragon on your way out and come again soon

yiffyiffyiff

bigyiff94:

Horror movie idea: a succubus who picks up guys at bookstores by playing manic pixie dream girl. They go on a date and everything’s perfect. The entire movie is an indie rom com until they sleep together for the first time and she rips out his heart and eats it. The movie ends with her “accidentally bumping into” another guy at a bookstore. The cycle begins again

ikimaru:

"And one day we will find a way
towards this distant golden age
THE CRIES OF WAR WILL SOUND THE DAY
WE STAND BEFORE THE DAWN OF A NEW WORLD!

I jUSt.. really wanted put as much of the story in one picture as I could

we’ve come so far guys! ;v;

full version! tumblr resizing strikes again

lights-over-arbys:

rubynrags:

Do you know what I want to see?

I wanna see a really cool Disney princess who can’t sing. I wanna see this pretty young girl who sounds like a beached whale when she tries to sing “Happy Birthday.” And none of the musical numbers feature her because she doesn’t sing.

But halfway through the movie, she figures out

She can rap like hell

This post kept getting better and better with every word


mya-the-butt-touch-octopus:

godoftheroads:

GUYS

THE WHOLE VERSION CAME OUT

i dont care whether you’re into homestuck or not, everyone needs to see this beautiful piece of animation

(Source: orangevelyn)

apparentlyfanart:

-One boy in all the world- by R-SRaven

apparentlyfanart:

-One boy in all the world- by R-SRaven

jellyfish-skies:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

shootingstarsafterdark:

ChaosLife - Homo Hint

With comments too great not to include. You should check the heck out of that webcomic series either way 8D

The comments on this are every bit as fabulous as the actual comic :D

I GOT PETUNIA THE POLYSEXUAL PUFFIN—

I got Quincy the Queer Quail. They can’t seem to make up their mind about anything.

sailor-ramiel:

sora2522:

karenhurley:

This flower shaped confetti contains flower seeds that grow into wildflowers. It is hand made and biodegradable so it leaves no waste. Via

This is actually kinda perfect for outdoor weddings omg

casually reblogging this entire tag lol whoop

genderpunkrock:

chickeenqueen:

ok so the other day i was just fooling around the internet and watching steven universe and i noticed that

Amethyst’s color scheme is the same as the asexual flag

image

and Pearl’s color scheme is the same as the trans flag

image

And i don’t know if this means anything or whatever but idk that’s kinda cool

reblog this post i want cishets to get angry

himepastuch:

mileaux:

callium:

COME HERE TUMBLR USERS LET ME SHOW YOU A THING
ARTISTS, WRITERS, AND LEFTIES ALIKE HAVE EXPERIENCED THIS THING COUNTLESS TIMES
ITS FREAKING ANNOYING AND CAN SMUDGE UP YOUR ART OR WRITING
BUT LOOK AT THIS THING

YES, THATS RIGHT
NO MORE CUTTING UP GLOVES OR TRYING TO KEEP YOUR HAND AT AN AWKWARD ANGLE TO AVOID SMUDGING
AND YOU KNOW WHAT’S EVEN BETTER?????

THEY HAVE IT FOR BOTH FINGERS TOO NOW SO YOU DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE PINKIE OR YOUR RING FINGER
IT EVEN COMES IN MULTIPLE COLORS


AND THE BEST PART?!?!
IT WORKS FOR STOPPING FRICTION ON YOUR TABLET AND MAKES THE SCREEN NOT PICK UP THE PRESSURE OF YOUR HAND (there are example videos on the site)
YOU CAN FIND IT HERE

OH MY GOD I NEEEEEEEED

cool cool… but what if I like licking the ink off…

himepastuch:

mileaux:

callium:

COME HERE TUMBLR USERS LET ME SHOW YOU A THING

ARTISTS, WRITERS, AND LEFTIES ALIKE HAVE EXPERIENCED THIS THING COUNTLESS TIMES

ITS FREAKING ANNOYING AND CAN SMUDGE UP YOUR ART OR WRITING

BUT LOOK AT THIS THING

YES, THATS RIGHT

NO MORE CUTTING UP GLOVES OR TRYING TO KEEP YOUR HAND AT AN AWKWARD ANGLE TO AVOID SMUDGING

AND YOU KNOW WHAT’S EVEN BETTER?????

THEY HAVE IT FOR BOTH FINGERS TOO NOW SO YOU DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE PINKIE OR YOUR RING FINGER

IT EVEN COMES IN MULTIPLE COLORS

AND THE BEST PART?!?!

IT WORKS FOR STOPPING FRICTION ON YOUR TABLET AND MAKES THE SCREEN NOT PICK UP THE PRESSURE OF YOUR HAND (there are example videos on the site)

YOU CAN FIND IT HERE

OH MY GOD I NEEEEEEEED

cool cool… but what if I like licking the ink off…

Notte Themes     ☾