Just kill yourself. Bury yourself alive and give the Earth back the energy you stole.

Just kill yourself. Bury yourself alive and give the Earth back the energy you stole.

What does this even mean?

What does this even mean?

facebooksexism:

bansheeandahunter:

False rape accusations are an anomaly.

True rape accusations are a norm.

You’re, quite literally, more likely to be killed by a comet than falsely accused of rape.

So stop bringing them up like they’re the most important topic in discussions of rape and rape culture.

jaclcfrost:

i don’t care if a character is immortal i want to know their age. their exact age. i want to know how many centuries they’ve been around. if they died before they became immortal i want to know how old they were then. don’t give me that “age: immortal” shit. do not go there

fullyactivated:

sherlacking:

Feminism is knowing that you don’t have to wear things to impress a man

Feminism is also knowing that it’s okay to wear things to impress a man if you want to

Society forgets the first part, tumblr forgets the second part

yes-i-am-lucifer:

perkyrph:

au: everyone is born with their soulmate’s name tattooed on their wrist like a birthmark. 

Write a book

tentacuddles:

I AM SORRY I COULDN’T HELP MYSELF.

tentacuddles:

I AM SORRY I COULDN’T HELP MYSELF.

i guess you can stay, tonight.

(Source: isabella99bianchi)

‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no.
-And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it.  (via lavrengreen)

Respect goes a long way.

(via thedefloweringofagatha)

(Source: emilys-nostalgia)

moistchunkyslurp:

HELLO TROLL COSPLAYERS! Im now in the posession of all three leading kinds of grey makeup and i wanted to show everyone the different outcomes before you buy somthing that might not work how you want it too.BEN NYE GREY/WHITE MIXED POTS: its a cream makeup so setting it is difficult and it rubs off even after being set with ben nye spray.Wolfe Cosmetics Gray/White: the grey is MUCH. TOO. DARK. similar to pencil lead in color. Youd better buy white if you want to mix them because Wolfe is known for not playing nice with OTHER BRANDS of makeup. Ben Nye spicificly formulated thier setting spray NOT TO WORK with wolfe products. the grey will become dry and turn bright pink if mixed with ben nye setting spray. the one up side to Wolfe is that it sets itself once dry. im currently scratching my arm covered in Wolfe and i swear on my life, not even an ATOM of it has moved or faked off.Snazaroo Light Grey Makeup: So Snazaroo is popular, and let me tell you why… oh wait… i dont need to. at all. you get it wet, put it on with a foundation brush, let it dry, ben nye / hair spray it a tiny pit, and baby powder it. and boom. its light grey troll skin and it wont go anywhere for quite awhile. i have to admit my doubts about snazaroo because, well, somthing so cheap and clownish just sounds too cheap to be as good as the high-end Wolfe and Ben nye makeups… but… low and behold. my favorite among all others, is Snazaroo.Hobby-Lobby Body Paints: These are a super cheap and very good immitation of the previously mentioned makeups, and if you can only aford one, i would go with the white. it mixes very well with any other brand of makeup, especially snazaroo if you want a lighter tone and the white can be MIXED WITH BEN NYE SETTING SPRAY INSTEAD OF WATER AND YOU CAN PUT IT ON AND ONCE IT DRIES IT WONT MOVE EVEN IF YOU DRAG YOU ARM AGAINST A TEXTURED WALL. I TRIED IT. MY BOYFRIEND WATCHED ME, ITS TRUE.i hope this helped anyone mixed up in all the confusing mixed up world of monochromatic flesh paint like i was!

moistchunkyslurp:

HELLO TROLL COSPLAYERS! Im now in the posession of all three leading kinds of grey makeup and i wanted to show everyone the different outcomes before you buy somthing that might not work how you want it too.

BEN NYE GREY/WHITE MIXED POTS: its a cream makeup so setting it is difficult and it rubs off even after being set with ben nye spray.

Wolfe Cosmetics Gray/White: the grey is MUCH. TOO. DARK. similar to pencil lead in color. Youd better buy white if you want to mix them because Wolfe is known for not playing nice with OTHER BRANDS of makeup. Ben Nye spicificly formulated thier setting spray NOT TO WORK with wolfe products. the grey will become dry and turn bright pink if mixed with ben nye setting spray. the one up side to Wolfe is that it sets itself once dry. im currently scratching my arm covered in Wolfe and i swear on my life, not even an ATOM of it has moved or faked off.

Snazaroo Light Grey Makeup: So Snazaroo is popular, and let me tell you why… oh wait… i dont need to. at all. you get it wet, put it on with a foundation brush, let it dry, ben nye / hair spray it a tiny pit, and baby powder it. and boom. its light grey troll skin and it wont go anywhere for quite awhile. i have to admit my doubts about snazaroo because, well, somthing so cheap and clownish just sounds too cheap to be as good as the high-end Wolfe and Ben nye makeups… but… low and behold. my favorite among all others, is Snazaroo.

Hobby-Lobby Body Paints: These are a super cheap and very good immitation of the previously mentioned makeups, and if you can only aford one, i would go with the white. it mixes very well with any other brand of makeup, especially snazaroo if you want a lighter tone and the white can be MIXED WITH BEN NYE SETTING SPRAY INSTEAD OF WATER AND YOU CAN PUT IT ON AND ONCE IT DRIES IT WONT MOVE EVEN IF YOU DRAG YOU ARM AGAINST A TEXTURED WALL. I TRIED IT. MY BOYFRIEND WATCHED ME, ITS TRUE.

i hope this helped anyone mixed up in all the confusing mixed up world of monochromatic flesh paint like i was!

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

my-friend-the-frog:

its weird to grow up and suddenly all ur friends are married

kf1n3:


no dave you dont understand, it was a long 5 minutes

kf1n3:

no dave you dont understand, it was a long 5 minutes

I poked my girlfriend in the boob and she screamed “America!”

my-friend-the-frog:

i jUSt dont remember what twitter pictures i put in tumblr and which not so just have this bunch of senseless shit

Notte Themes     ☾